My list of the SEXIEST men of all time :)!!!

O my goodness, I just wanted to have a little fun on this particular article. I am going list the sexiest men "in my opinion" which is significant OF ALL TIME YAY! lol I love men What's our weakness? Chocolate of all kinds. We like our eye candy hot, we like 'em tall, we like 'em bald, we like 'em tattooed, suave, sweet and successful. And one thing's for sure - they have to come sexy. That's why Ive compiled a list of our favorite black men. I promise you won't be disappointed.

Honerable Mention

Nelly

Is it hot in here or is just me! I have a weakness for thug rappers, and the ones nowadays are in no comparison to this one Nelly. I had a crush on this dude, for the longest..Since like High School, so of course this dude has been sexy for a long time, and show no sign of slowing down..sexy sexy sexy!

Michael Ealy

I'm sorry I'm just captivated by these BEAUTIFUL blue eyes! Who knew god can make such beautiful men..lawd  Well he is known for his charming looks and deep personality. Also, I heard he did Halle Barry pretty bad. I wouldn't care he can do whateva he want to me, sorry Halle!

Taylor Lautner

I'm sorry, but he was FYON in Twilight!! Woo them muscles, chiseled faced, beautiful smile. I am a Twilight fan because of him. Edward is ugly, I'm sorry. I'm not understanding why white gurls love him so much he is ugly..JACOB JACOB JACOB..I literally, have this dude poster hanging up in my dining room..Fine!

Will Smith

Comedian, actor, family man Will Smith is one of the sexiest men alive! Oh, and Will if you reading this, if you and Jada still have that open relationship,  find me hunny. *wink*

O.k. here we go you guys MY TOP 10 SEXIEST MEN!!!

10. Edris Alba

O.k. ladies I know I lnow ..This would be like number 1 on your list or at least the top 5. Oh gosh, he is sooo sexy Tall dark and handsome ladies favorite ingredients. My reason is like most of you, he really came unto my radar in Daddy's little girls. I was like who is this Fine mothafucka. I seen him on Grey's Anatonamy amongst other shows. I was like "Eh" he handsome. Then that movie, I was like "HE FYON!!" and makes my list as one of the sexiest men.

9. Ludachris

 
I must be Ludacris right now. #9! You may be saying, yes! Since he cut off that hair, he went 0-fine in 60 seconds. I'm fast and furiously in love with you Luda, call me baby!

8. Tyrese

Model, actor, R & B singer has done it all..except ME. This Chocalate, hunk of a man is my dream man. Tall, dark, handsome, beautiful sculptured body, strong masciline face, sex appeal, sings to me then climbs on top of me holds me down with his sexy muscular body!! OOh Tyrese!! ....oops lost it there, yeah Tyrese #8 *whew*

7. Tupac

2 pac a mogul, this legend makes my list of sexiest men..Let me tell you a secret, I find Lil Wayne sexy! Why, because of his swagger. What is swag? Attitude, How a man carry themselves can make ladies melt. Women love bad boys, I know I get wet when I see a bad boy. And Tupac has the most swag I have ever seen, however unlike Weezy Tupac is very nice to look at.

6. Boris Kodjoe

Model, Actor Boris Kodjoe. If yellow men are to make a comeback, he would be the one to do it. Tall, bald, body, just a genuinley handsome man. I know when I was watching that Madea, everytime he smiled he lit up my soul... beautiful smile. This Austrian hunk makes my list of the sexiest, you get it with yo yellow sexy ass.

5. Reggie Bush

Damn, It was difficult finding a fucking picture! Kim Kardashian is literally on every photo he ever taken, but I'd be attached to his hip too, cause DAMN HE FYON!! Is your weakness football players *Raises hand* *and a foot* I love me some football players! There bodies always be banging, and they usually be banging :) Sexy cute boyish face, Fine chiseled body, and athletic AH!  *searches for Reggie/Kim sex tape*

4, Chris Brown

This is my husband #2, if you ask anyone that I know..They will tell you that I "love" him. I do love him, we are gonna get married and I'm going to have his baby. Well we talked about adoption, all this. He just don't know it yet. But in all seriousness, I always had a huge crush on Chris Brown, his cute face, nice moves, fake ass swag.So what he roughed up Rihanna..Hell I'd go back too, for the make up sex..again, again, again, and again :)

3. Lance Gross
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If you look up Chocate sexiness in the dictionary, it would read Lance Gross. What can I say, just look at those pics. I'm speechless. He is representin Chocolate brothas to the fullest, lawd mm mm mm mm mmmmm I wanna taste that chocolate.

2. Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson

Gosh, I grew up watching this dude on wrestling. Yes I smell what you cookin, and I'm coming to your bedroom for a taste. He is the most electrofying wrestler in the world, as he would say. And he definitley electrofied the ring, modeling, and on the big screen. I seen him on Fast Five recently, and you jus don't know what he was doing to me in that theatre...just ..just..He my #2, next

1. Trey Songz

My HUSBAND...is the winner! Congratulations baby!!!! "I'm so proud of you" You can come celebrate in my room. LOL ..Why I chose him, Have you ever had love at first sight?? That's how I feel everytime I see him! Also cause if any chance I seen him in person, I'd prolly die.

Thank you reading my very fun article here, I will be posting more of these so stay tuned. Please leave a comment if enjoyed the article or if you agree with my sexiest men or not and leave yours :)

Holla

This Economy sucks ass

Today is June the 2nd 2011, as I'm typing this the world as I know it is tough for many Americans. I am what some may call "Middle Class", I don't know why the hell because I'm broke!!!! O.k.... I'm greatful I have a car thats paid for, my own place, work a pretty descent job..... for my age thats good right. Halleyulah, thank you lawd yes! However, with these booming ass gas prices, high ass groceries {I hardley cook as it is} ITS DIFFICULT and with these prices "Micky D's here I come!" "Jack N the Crack ladies be having my order ready"!! But seriously this is rediculous. Goerge Bush tore up our economy, and we all suffering. Then they want to blame it on Obama, are you serious?! Heres what I propose, give a tax credit to those making 25,000 or less a year. Obama has something like it yeah that fucking mesely little ass 200.00 don't do shit for me but lessing what I owe. How about we get an 1000.00 struggling folk credit :-). If you struggling, hell you qualify for the struggling folk credit!!!! Instead giving money to these rich folk and corporation, give it to the people. Guess what the people will do they WILL SPEND IT and pump it back into the economy. Lawd knows I will, I need some shoes, clothes, furniture, and alot of shit. I alone can boost the economy give me the fucking money!

Myself being in the wrong field of work, find myself filling out applications. Nowadays, I don't even get a call back, I'm like "are you serious". I remember a while back with lesser experience, younger, immature, I had many jobs and recieved call backs that day or next day!! Come to training, then you are working, with no frills, no bs, "we'll give you a call back" blah! You see I never had this problem. I remember a while ago when I tried going back to school, the counselor woman upfrontley told me "I'm sorry but there is no more financial aid available" I looked at her and said "are you serious!?" that is rediculous. I don't know where you from, but here in the Houston area and across the country they have been laying off teachers, can you believe it TEACHERS. That is a shocker, who gonna teach the kids?? Japan already kicking our ass acedemically, I thought we were trying to catch up. I dunno. In my area, they've begun laying off County employees which is sad because many of those people been there for years and they didn't see that coming.  Also, the fire fighters, in which I'm sad because they sexy asses need to come hose me down. Now folks who gonna come hose me down, when I'm hot and firey!! lol Oh also the law enforcement, .........WHICH IS GREAT, wooooo lol!!! *Celebrates* *Popping open a bottle of champeyne* Yep don't like law enforcement, even tho I kinda work for them. To me personally all they want is money, at 19  I sware I was in traffic court almost everyday. The same old ass bailiff "maam, scoot down" the woman next to me "Aren't you gonna tell him you a guy?" "I'm not gonna even bother guuul" lol.

Anyhoo, this economy sucks ass and I just wanted to put in my 2cents..However like alot of people, I'm hanging in thier, keeping my head above water. Storm come, but joy come in the morning. I walk by faith not by sight. If you are greatful for few he will make you ruler over many. The person who is last, will one day be first. Lmao see I know lil somethin somethin. This economy sucks ass, but I'm still gonna be happy, and live in victory for it will not last. And I encourage you the reader to do the same...
:)

Southbeach Houston Review

I promise you guys reviews, so here we go. One of my best friends called me and said "I want to go to Southbeach this weekend", "we haven't been in a while". So, I said "cool, lets go HOWEVER let me get a couple drinks first". I tell you why, I love Southbeach hands down one of my favorite clubs here in Houston. The place to dance into the wee hours in this large dance club. Pump and grind to the DJ music and laser light show with shirtless boys and men everywhere! When you first walk in you notice how nice and clean the place is! lol I really enjoy the sophisticated California theme they try to portray, with the beach naked guys on the television screens, shirtless sexy bartenders, and the beachy type feel with the laser colors and banners. Also you see a huge bar, and this really nice sitting area where the music is not blasting and you can socialize get your flirt on baby. Going in you'll be in Heaven, immediately to your right theres usually some sexy stripper guys MY FAVES! There are 3 bars circling This huge cool dance floor. On the dance floor, they have the coolest laser show, one of the best I've seen that kinda moves and dances with you according to the song that is playing.

The music: They play prodominitley Techno music, now if you are a robust techno fan, your in the right place. :) I like techno yes, however being more of a R&b, Hiphop, Pop diva it can get annoying to me AFTER a while. That's where my drink come in play, I mentioned earlier. I sware when I have those couple a drinks, that beat just seeps in your soul, you get to dance and move however you want. *MAJORITY OF THEM CANNOT DANCE ANYWAY* You can just do whatever you want, wear whatever you want, be who you are. Which is why I LOVE THIS CLUB. People are sooo friendly, hands down the friendliest club in Houston. As you know, club crowd is a very important to me. I can't stand a boosie, folk stand around do nothing, looking mean ass club. I enjoy an interactive, friendly, just have a good time club. The liquid ice is sooo cool, literally. When folks are being wild, sweating hot, there is this cold fog that comes from the roof!! Sooo cool, like I said. The drinks to me are good, and descent prices. They put them in regular bar classes, and are real potent {don't lag on the alcohol}. I've read other reviews on thier drinks they say they are pretty standard. But you know I'm a "Hurricane", "Long Island" bitch, so how can you fuck that up. Outdoor area is ok, nice lounge area, however if you are a none-smoker you won't be there very long. Them folk smoke more than a Freight train! damn.

Overall, if you wanna get away from the stresses of life this is the place to be. The people are friendly, the music will make you move, and I you will have a great experience. I rate this club an 4 out 5, I hope to see you there! :)

The Queen is back!!!!

           Everyone knows I am an livid beyonce fan!  Have all her cds, posters, know every song, dance, and everything to know about Beyonce! I love her and I have to be like her top fan, I'd prolly literally die if I'd seen her. As you know, she is well respected and loved in our gay community. Cause the bitch is BAD, and her music is blown off the roof in our clubs. "Single ladies" come on in the gay club, you better move and know the moves "Get me bodied" wait for a show  lol. Hit after hit after hit, Beyonce has never dissappointed in all of the endeavors she have made.
           For about a year now, I've been waiting on a new Beyonce Cd. Looking forward to it actually, the excitement has been building. Now I am a Rihanna fan as well, I like her. But I don't "Love" her. She cool, hits and misses to me. It's just to me personally, HER CD GET BORING AFTER WHILE, usually an driving cd . However, "Good girl gone bad was off the chain". I really like how she was able to recover so quickly and come back so strong, Get it Rihanna. Ciara cd I heard was good, however NO one bought it apparently lol ..Her label dropped her, so I'm guessing it was a flop. I am loving lady Gaga, with her weird ass lol but I'm feeling her. She is making me dance, go wild and crazy, and you should see our Gay community in Houston absolutely adoring Lady Gaga.
             Now finally my Beyonce is back and I'm just livid!! I got my pit and my tent, cause I'm bout to camp in front of Walmart to pick up my cd!! I don't care if I look like a fool, yall gone see me on the news. Hell to be honest, I said I'm gonna get the cd, and I didn't even hear the single or seen the video! You know when you love a artist so much, for instance Michael Jackson and they made that many hits you know the cd will be good. You just have to have the collection duh! I see yall don't peep the game. Just look at the Brittney Spears fans, Brittney was a hot mess came back and that album was one of her best selling albums......however, uhm yeah it was good tho lol, "gimme gimme more, gimme more!".
             Oh sorry I'm back, now the first single "who run the world". To be honest I liked it when I first heard it. You know what I loved about it, it's a club song with a club beat that I can shake my ass. If you know me I didn't always have this juicy ass, and I do wanna shake my new found ass when my song come on! The second time, then third I'm just loving it more and more when I hear it.  Yes, it makes me wanna move and loving the beat. But let me keep it real, I just hope she bring it more on her voice. Her voice on the song to me PERSONALLY was disappointing. I want some beyonce runs, screams, hitting a note, just something that was beyonce, you see what I'm saying. It's been about a year and I really wanted to hear some growth. Hmm maybe, in that type of song you can't do that iono. But in the next songs off the album, I'm expecting great vocals.

The Video!!!

I'm loving the video!! Alot of hits and some misses. Hits: Beyonce looks so DAMN GOOD! Get it GUUUL. I'm loving the blonder hair, and she was workin that hair BITCH! lol The cinematography was great, It kinda look like a futuristic Egypt type of thing going on. Kudos to the director, that was hot. The fashion was on point, I am about to go get my credit and purchase some of those dresses! I was loving that bling bling dress with the sparkletts, the heels were high as hell and did yall see her walk in them too! Omy gosh. 4get the dancing that was a treck in itself.  She looked fierce right there, one of my favorite moments of the video.  The dancing, was sick especially at the beginning. I really want to see gay bitches tryna learn that routine in that beginning!! I see I'm gonna have to go to the club and see this shit lol.  Towards the end it kinda told the story and was the best part for me. SHE STILL GOT IT, she working those dance moves hunny! Who say she getting older, she said "fuck them"! Now at that end routine, I can do those and I'm bout to learn this routine and work this ass! You know how i do.....

                    Misses: Not many..That yellow dress was a hot mess.  In the beginning it did start a lil slow for me, tryna figure out what was the point of the africans. Hell they just overshadowed Beyonce, and I'll tell you why cause folks were sitting trying to determine if they were male or female? Don't believe me look at the youtube comments, half of them were talking bout just that. lol it was funny reading it. And thats it!

Her Performance!!!!

Hot hot hot hot hot hot!!!!!!!

 Didnt get the beginning tho.. ?? Iono why everyone is trying to do this technology bit, this is not the Superbowl. No, Forreal I really thought they just recorded that shit on the screen!! "People didn't come to see Beyonce on no damn screen!!" I thought. Then, she walked out of the damn screen I felt sooooo stupid, or was that was just stupid... Iono, after that she killed it shut it down!! They dancing was fire, and she did all that LIVE..For a singer, make it or break it is singing "LIVE" and beyonce hands down is one of the greatest LIVE performer. unlike, I'm not gonna say any names *cough* KERI HILSON *cough* excuse me. Uhm yeah, Congratulations B for the award. Yeah, your mom so mean tho..I seen her yes, in Chuckie Cheeses. Didn't wave, say hi, smile or gave not a 1 autograph..mean mean mean SMH.

Anyway, my queen is back and I'm happy *tear*. Hope you guys enjoyed this review, comment tell me what you think and just keep on keeping on!

:-)

    

Who is this Bitch!?!

              First let me say when I go out to the boosie clubs here in Houston like 2020 or even Bayou City. I see dudes cut eyes at me, giving me the "mean look", just reading the hell outta me. Don't even dare try to say hi or even socialize to the bitches cause they gonna try to just Upstage you in front of thier concieted and boosie ass friends. All in all, if they don't know you, THEY DON'T LIKE YOU. When I have a drink in me, I tend to go out be crazy and socialize make people laugh and show a bit more of my allusive personality. Then, the wall begins to come down with these type of guys. WHY I HAVE TO DO ALL THAT, who are you. Gay scene aside this is how many people operate.
             I don't know why but they do, and I wanted to shed a spotlight on this issue. Gay folks look at other gay people and say "who is this bitch"! Like as if your in high school, they add contatives like "who is this bitch, wearing those shoes", "who is that bitch over there, talking to his sexy ass". Think when someone is just complimenting them on something "who is this bitch"! I don't know this bitch. True, but how sad are you, if someone is complimenting you your acting like that.
             Who am I, I'm the bitch who could hire you in a future position. I could very well be a relative, would you treat a close relative that way? I'm the bitch, who can be your very best friend. I'm the bitch who would make a great lover for you, your husband. That bitch that could be you wife. A stranger could be your gaurdian angel to transport you out of a very serious issue your having. A person that will be with you in your time of need. Perhaps even that bitch may need your help and you may be the gift that person needs in in thier life. What if hypethecally, that person is about to commit suicide and approaches you and instead of you lifting them up you tear them down "Who the fuck are you". The next day, the person dead. lol that is a bit much but WHAT IF, you never know nowadays!
              I really hope that touched someone, and encourage people to be friendly and kind to people you don't know. Even if they don't fit your mold or standards. Big, to fem, to tall, to gay, white, hispanic and etc. This person who thinks this way is missing out on alot of great people. Often times I meet dudes who say "I don't have any real friends", "Everyone just tries to use me" I'll tell you why, look at who you hang around, do you hang around this popular boosie people I've been talking about or are you "open" to different types of people. If I'm speaking to someone who reads this, or know someone who is this. My advice is to please be kinder, be more approachable with people and be open. And I promise you, you will attract good people who will just be a blessing to you. ;-)